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sanderlust: my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
haroldisdumb: we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
everyfandombuthomestuck: rameysaurus: peegan: i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE” wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much I was going through my “likes” and came across this and had to re-blog because just wow sometimes...
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
wartortles: the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
dillondean: thug life? more like hug life. come here
zackisontumblr: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
fuckyeahlaughters: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
Say this slow, “God I need you and I love you.”...
She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘Why?’ And she said, “Because i’m so...
im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and i don’t want to do any of that